“That Andrew Yakubu” By Charly Boy, As He Blasts Nigerian Politicians
Continue from picture: “The other day, I was in the midst of those I thought were reasonable people – a small group of lawyers, engineers and realtors.
Then someone said, “Abegi Pres. Buhari should bring back our corruption,” and to my surprise, everyone was laughing. I missed the joke, but I could swear the speaker was expressing the sentiment of the people I was with who were engulfed in a mumu laughter.
Who in Nigeria wey go say him no know say corruption na 99% of our wahala? Abeg why e be say na so so mumu mumu people full dis country? How can anybody govern a people who celebrate corruption the way we do and then cry foul when the damage is done, as though they had no idea where it came from?
Walahitalai, even Jesus cannot govern a country wey still dey celebrate a president who presided over nothing but the wanton pilfering of its resources. And some Mumu Nigerians go dey wish make him come back to power.
My people, I no dey fit sleep again. I no fit comprehend how a human being go thief him generation money come go church go do thanksgiving. The supposed Man of God who is his pastor is a bastard and that church is a fraud; in fact, the God to whom they pray sef Na LIE.
Nigerians must rise up and in unison fight this corruption, because if we fail today, this our suffering no go end o. Andrew Yakubu dey for every family for Naija. You wan get money but you no wan work. Looking for miracles in churches and mosques.
I hear say government dey give whistleblowers 5%, good. As the President of Frustrated Nigerians, I go ginger anybody wey know anyone wey dey hide money, for this our jungle.
No fear, stand up. I am willing to provide further support for those who are afraid and I am willing to stand and fight to ensure that nobody go intimidate you. I am prepared to lead a national revolution against corruption and in support of Pres. Buhari’s anti-corruption war.
For decades, I have never heard thieves return so much money back to the system. And for this reason alone, I go clap small for Pres. Buhari. This mindless stealing and looting is just too much. Na God go punish bad people.”